Existential perfection at 2 am

"Remember how it was a way long time ago that we went to South Carolina to see Needtobreathe and stopped at IKEA on the way back and got this catalog? I mean, that was back in, like, September...a long stinking time ago, but what makes me really sad is that the catalog says that all prices are valid until June 30, 2008, which is ALSO ridiculous way far away. So the problem is that we are stuck in this period where time is moving impossibly fast to have made when we got the catalog seem so far away, yet simultaneously impossibly slow to make the future date seem so impossibly far away." -Kathleen Ingram Garber, girl-wonder and local prodigy