Wait, wait, wait...high school all over again?

So it's odd to me that all a guy really has to do to attract women around here is sit outside with a guitar, and they flock. He doesn't even have to play it...just pick at a string or two every once in a while, and BAM! He's got six potential wives sitting around him with appropriately prudish but still compelling "come hither" eyes. It's like youth group camp all over again. I forget sometimes that I go to an accredited GRADUATE SCHOOL! C'mon, ladies. Let's set our standards a little higher, hmm? Hold out for a harmonica player or a man with a grind organ and a monkey at least...